British-ism of the Week (or so) - Croydon facelift

Ready for a new look? Tired of your same old style? Why not give yourself the Croydon facelift! All the rage in south east London, it's as simple as pulling your hair back into a tight ponytail, then accessorizing with a crying baby, a hand-me-down stroller and a nasty teenage attitude. Optional accessory: chav boyfriend (usually not included)

5/5 crumpets

(for how uniquely British it is)

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